Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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