Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize