Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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