Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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