All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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