Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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