I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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