What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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