I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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