Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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