yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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