i don't like sucking hair
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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