The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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