I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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