this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
