Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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