What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
