You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I am spending my child support on dildos
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Randomize