We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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