wakey wakey hands off snakey
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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