doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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