Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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