so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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