But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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