The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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