It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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