Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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