3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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