And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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