omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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