i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
