no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I believe in your delicious
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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