I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I enjoy the company of your penis
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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