ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He called his prostate his "boner button".
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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