Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina is officially offended.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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