I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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