I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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