if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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