Dual....:-)
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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