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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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