i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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