I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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