Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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