oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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