glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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