I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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