what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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