Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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