Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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