jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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