sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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