his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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