do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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