We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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